VICE SQUAD

So while we were in Fiji we met a couple of newlywed's from Vegas, and got to chatting. She worked in a hotel, as a bar manager - just a regular kinda job. His job on the other hand was to go to work every day and pick up prostitutes!!! He's an undercover cop with the Vice Squad, and his specialisation is prostitution!

Imagine your hubby coming home:

"Hey baby, how was your day?"

"Excellent, I convinced 7 prostitutes to sleep with me for money!"

Of course, he doesn't actually go through with the deed - he just has to get them to agree on a price, and make it really clear that he wants sex - as soon as she agrees, he arrests them. The thing is, in Vegas it's a misdemeanor, so they're generally locked up for 12 hours and then let go.

mis·de·mean·or
–noun
1. Law. a criminal offense defined as less serious than a felony.
2. an instance of misbehavior; misdeed.

MISDEED INDEED!

So interesting job hey? The thing I found most interesting was the ploys he uses to convince them he's not a cop. He'll ask them why they think he's a cop, and act really interested in who in the room is "actually" a cop. He'll also tell them that he is picking up a girl to join him and his girlfriend for a bit of fun. But the one that works the best, is when he tells them he's married - and he even carries a fake wedding ring in his pocket to show them when they ask where the ring is!

Good to know marriage is still sacred hey?