Ahoy me hearties!

So my little sister calls me up today, to tell me the latest in her string of incidents, accidents and illnesses - she's wearing a fucking eye patch!! She took a chunk out of her eye, while taking out her contacts. Suprisingly, she wasn't drunk at the time. So she's had today off work cause she can't drive. I myself wouldn't care about the not being able to drive thing, I'd be more concerned about venturing out in public looking like a damn fool!

Got out of work tonight at quarter to 8, and headed straight to Alfie's for Desperate Housewives. Her little one "Jim" is so cute - I get there and he hears my voice and calls out "Na-ya!" as I'm heading to the loo. "Yes Jim" I reply. "Come see me!" says Jim. Here's me thinking how cute that he wants to see me, but no, he's just using me to hatch an escape plan from his room where he's MEANT to be sleeping! And I would have fallen for it if Alfie hadn't been in her room getting me some ugg boots to wear with my suit (yes, I'm a class act!

So the $20 non smoking bet I made with my mate from work is going well - I'm breaking it with amazing consistency. Tried to get out of it today by saying that I NEED to have an outlet - he wasn't buying it. So am torn between paying up, or extending the bet. Given that I'm off to Fiji in less than 2 weeks, I'm better off just paying up - myself and Hunky Hubby know that we'll be lying by the pool, throwing back cocktails and puffing away. Hey, I never said that willpower was my strong point!