CFM boots

So I'm walking through the city the other day, and I see this woman wearing knee high boots. Now, I'm a fan of the knee high boot, I think they can look great......... However, when the woman wearing the boots is WELL OVER 65 YEARS OF AGE - not a good look. I mean come on lady, when your knee caps are sagging over the top of your boots, you've gotta realise that you're just too fricken old to be wearing fuck me boots!

So I had a bit of a chuckle to myself, and on my merry way I went, not giving the mutton/lamb lady another thought until.....

Walking through the city again today, and I see another grandma, even older than the first - wearing LEATHER PANTS!!! Now this one knew she was old, cause she'd gone and asked for the blue rinse at the hairdresser! Let me tell you, ladies, if you have blue hair and it's not of the punk variety, then STEP AWAY FROM THE LEATHER!